May 2012
4 posts
HOW DID I MISS THIS
Amos & Andrew, the reverend looked a little bit familiar: It’s amazing/depressing how many fantastic actors work shitty jobs and small roles for years before they finally get a good script. 
May 17th
Amos & Andrew
I consider myself a pretty big movie nerd, especially disposable forgettable movies you’d find at garage sales or bargain bins. This is one of the few Nic Cage flicks that I had never heard of. Never have I seen it on TV, never have I seen the box back when stores existed you could rent things from.. I say this with a strong degree of confidence: Myself and the burly, bored East Indian...
May 14th
Fire Birds
CLICK ONE TO MAKE PICTURES BIG “If you enjoyed Top Gun, you’ll have a great time!” Why are you lying to people Michael Medved, of PBS Sneak Previews? Liars go to hell. These fine people, judging by this newspaper advertisment, could have spent their entertainment dollars on Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn - Bird On A Wire. The movie opened 5th at the box office, so most of them...
May 11th
Vampire's Kiss
I’m back. And Cage sure as shit didn’t go anywhere, he was right there waiting. I know I said the next movie would be Rumble Fish.. I reviewed it but it’s sitting at home somewhere, that’ll come later. To summarize that movie, Mickey Rourke is really cool and really sweaty, Diane Lane is a stone cold fox, fish are colourful, and heavy handed West Side Story allusions are...
May 10th